casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
Pop-punk bands saying ‘town’.
omg i know every song i am a cool kid
Wow everybody hates towns
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the heck bro?
EXACTLY. AND HE VOICES FERB.
Saw this on a door at work.
need to reblog this again for those tags
Johnny Depp hiding from paparazzi by using a Nicolas Cage Photo
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
MY FRIEND XENIA IS MISSING FOR A FEW DAYS AND EVERYONE IS REALLY WORRIED IF YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT THIS REALLY FAST SHES ONLY 13-14 I’ll tag any updates under copequinn.tumblr.com/tagged/missing please take a moment to look and reblog
Still missing one week and two days
Tinni and Sniffer are actually the real life The Fox And The Hound.